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Bad Dragon Archer Size Guide — Cut vs Uncut, All Sizes Compared

Complete size guide for Bad Dragon's Archer — cut and uncut variants, all sizes from Mini to XL, with actual measurements and affordable alternatives.

15 December 2024

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Thick Dildo Guide: Diameter, Girth, and How to Size Up

What thick actually means in specs, how diameter and circumference relate, and how to move up in girth without buying the wrong size twice.

7 December 2024

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Prostate Massager Size Guide: What Dimensions Actually Matter

The key dimensions for prostate massagers — insertable length, diameter, and curve angle — and how to choose based on your anatomy.

29 November 2024

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2 Inch Diameter Dildo Guide: Thick Size Reference

What 2 inch (5.08cm) diameter actually means — who the 'girthy' category suits, real-world comparisons, and how to find every thick dildo at exactly this width.

23 November 2024

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1.5 Inch Diameter Dildo Guide: Average Size Reference

What 1.5 inch (3.81cm) diameter means in practice — why this is the most common dildo diameter, who it suits, and how to find products at exactly this width.

16 October 2024

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Diego the Direwolf Size Guide — All 5 Sizes Compared

Complete size guide for Bad Dragon's Diego the Direwolf — insertable length and diameter from Mini to XL, with affordable alternatives.

12 October 2024

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8 Inch Dildo: The Most-Searched Size, Honestly Reviewed

8 inches is one of the most searched dildo sizes. Here's what 20.3cm insertable actually means, who it suits, and what to look for.

8 September 2024

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4-Inch Dildos: Who They're For and What to Look For

A guide to 4-inch insertable length dildos — who they suit, what to look for, and how to find the right one.

27 August 2024

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How to Think About Size and Fit

Size anxiety runs in both directions. Here's how to think about dimensions relative to anatomy, and how to use spec data to make a genuinely informed choice.

28 July 2024

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What Is Insertable Length? Why It Matters More Than Total Length

The difference between total length and insertable length on sex toys, why it's the spec that actually matters, and how to use it.

21 July 2024

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Big Dildo Guide: Size, Specs, and How to Choose

What counts as big, how to read the specs on large dildos, and how to approach sizing up without buying wrong twice.

19 July 2024

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Anal Plug Size Guide: Diameter, Neck, and Progressive Sizing

Complete anal plug sizing guide: why diameter and neck width matter more than length, sizing by experience level, and how to progress safely.

12 July 2024